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Billy:
 
 
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Billy, you give that magazine back this minute! Or I call the police...Or I tell your father!
I haven't got your magazine, really...I...oh no! Gerald - put that back - I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Noodleton. It's not me. It's my friend here.
Friend? I don't see anyone.
No...he's gone again.
Billy, this is terrible. You tell silly stories about a friend, and you try to steal my magazines. I must tell your father.
No, please, don't tell my father. You see, I really have got a friend here. My friend Gerald...Keep it back!
Who are you talking to there? Let me see...Aaaaaaaaaarrrrgh! Go away! Go away you horrible great hairy thing! Aaaaaaaargh! Help! Help! Take that thing away from me! Help! Catch it, catch it! It's horrible! It's dangerous! No - don't let it come near me!
It's all right. He's quite friendly. Please be quiet. You're frightening him.
Keep that thing away from me!
It's all right. He's not dangerous. Really.
Now you just take that horrible animal away from here!
Come on Gerald - it's time for us to go.