| Black Nick: | I’m Black Nick Sharkmuck, the Tiger of the Seas! I never wash my hair, and my feet smell of cheese. In everything I do I am very very wicked. I hate the royal family and I don’t play cricket! |
| Hardboiled Harry: | He's Black Nick Sharkmuck, the Tiger of the Seas! He never says thank-you and he never says please! In everything he does he is very very wicked. When he goes on a train he doesn’t buy a ticket. |