Dee:   
 
 
 
 
Mel:
Ray:

I'm quite happy to tell the story of Dick Bond and Silas
Queeze. But if you want the story to be filled with ridiculous
brainless women who fling themselves at Dick Bond all
the time, then you will have to find someone else to play
these parts.
Oh my god I give up. I can't work with this sort of attitude.
Wait a minute, Mel. Dee's just given me an idea. We must
find someone else. Leave it to me. Right you lot, as you've
seen, we've got a bit of a problem. One member of our cast
is...indisposed. So we need to find someone else to take
over the role. Someone who's a bit open-minded. Someone
who doesn't mind a little bit of...er...well, you know what I
mean. Is there anyone here who thinks she might...No-one?